poopjokesanonymous:

17TH RULE OF FIGHT CLUB: PLEASE DON’T PUT YOUR MOM AS YOUR EMERGENCY CONTACT, WE DON’T WANT ANYONE’S MOM SHOWING UP HERE MAKING THINGS WEIRD

(Source: gothicprep, via itallstartedwiththesun)

(Source: idgaf-vibes, via bastille)

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

(via done)

religiousmom:

Still a little pissed I can’t fly or set things on fire with my mind

(Source: tittytron, via trust)

☕️🐸 I’m a messy bitch who lives for drama

european:

when you read something on the internet about your country and it’s just wrong

(via trust)